OK, that was kind of creepy…

Anyway, my name is Charles, and I’ve been a blogger since I was 8 years old. Now I’m just some university student who hasn’t changed much since then. I like poetry, candlelit dinners and walks on the beach – or so my friends make fun of me by saying that I like poetry, candlelit dinners and walks on the beach. In actual fact, I just like the finer things in life. I dislike fitting into the norm and reading for long periods of time, probably because I have a bad attention spam - I mean span.

Feel free to drop me a line one day, but I warn you that I never really check my emails. Actually, I’ve employed ghostwriters to read and reply to all my mail, so keep sending it in because they charge me an arm and a leg to sit around all day doing nothing.

…OK, that was a lie, I don’t really have ghostwriters – I don’t even have email to read. What a sad and lonely life I lead.

Did I mention I like poetry..?

Email: chupa [dot] chump [at] gmail [dot] com